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Created on 2009-08-29 21:51:09 (#21839588), last updated 2009-10-21
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Basic Info| Name: | kingofwalnuts |
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| Birthdate: | 09-22 |
| Location: | Miamisburg, Ohio, United States |
BioAbout a hundred years ago I was born into a prestigious family of cat herders, which later worked with the Illuminati to found the present-day nation of Sweden. At some point along the way I proved that the solar system revolved around the moon and that smoking does not have anything to do with cancer. I also invented AIDS for the lulz. Among the jobs I've held are pirate, assistant cotton candy vendor, hatmaker, High Priest of Frisbee, ambassador to the Congo, Mexican day-laborer and Archduke of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, in which capacity I was killed in 1914 by Gavrilo Princip. I'm okay now. One time I punched a dragon in the face. I sometimes cover myself in motor oil and yell at trees.
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aikijutsu, alan moore, amadeus, american history x, apocalypse now, assassinating fidel castro, ayn rand, babel, bach, band of brothers, baseball, bees!, beethoven, bret easton ellis, carnivale, cooking, crafts/metallurgy, deadwood, doctor strangelove, downfall (untergang), eiji yoshikawa, erich remarque, film, firearms/shooting, firefly, fran?ois-marie arouet, friedrich nietzsche, full metal jacket, fyodor dostoevsky, gaming (xbox360/wii/pc), george orwell, gran torino, hero (yingxiong), history, i heart huckabees, j.r.r. tolkien, james nelson, jin-roh, kenjutsu, koushun takami, leo tolstoy, letters from iwo jima, linguistics, luo guanzhong, machete fun time, masaki, massage, mister brooks, mongol, monorail kitty, mozart, munich, musashi miyamoto, mythbusters, natural born killers, neil gaiman, painting, patrick o'brien, perfume (parfum), philosophy, politics, psychology, puccini, quan, rachmaninov, raga, reading, robert baer, rome, salmon rushdie, saving private ryan, secretary, serenity, sinclair lewis, soccer, south park, star wars (franchise), steven king, steven pressfield, sweeney todd, syriana, tae guk gi, tchaikovsky, the dark knight, the fountain, the godfather trilogy, the office (american), the watchmen, there will be blood, titus, verdi, victor hugo, vladimir bartol, wagner, wildlife conservation, writing, yo' momma
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